tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-112344662011-07-28T07:13:10.449-04:00It is: What it is! I won’t stand around waving a salt gun, yelling at people to “Get off my intellectual property!”Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comBlogger5691100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-1288705231002823042009-07-29T11:12:00.003-04:002009-07-29T11:16:41.975-04:00Pac-Man Lives.<br /><br />What about the courage not to reinvent yourself?<br /><br />Losing lottery tickets as bookmarks.<br /><br />Hey--show me your favorite places.<br />(Seems like I've been dragging you to all mine.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-128870523100282304?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-16710042501317466282009-07-25T23:57:00.003-04:002009-07-26T00:14:02.184-04:00I kinda like her better with the drawn-on glasses, tats, and blacked-out teeth. <div><br /></div><div>He took the name Sun Lo, but only at certain hours. </div><div><br /></div><div>Look for me at the edge of the festivities. </div><div><br /></div><div>Who wears the gestures in that relationship? </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1671004250131746628?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-39810061247518661072009-07-22T00:45:00.002-04:002009-07-22T00:51:40.981-04:00He had the best Tappan Zee references. <div><br /></div><div>We talk-sang that whole trail, nearly. </div><div><br /></div><div>More flotillas!</div><div>(Or was it fewer?)<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>I prefer the more mournful Zeppelin. </div><div><br /></div><div>Sure it's tranquil. But you'd get bored. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>We blinked right back at those lights...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3981006124751866107?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-59049353544901566822009-07-15T23:51:00.002-04:002009-07-16T00:00:24.478-04:00Pulling things out of a loved one's backpack.<br /><br />Those monsters were always trying to capture that shade of blue and imprison it in a museum somewhere.<br /><br />From down here we're thinking about breasts in a whole new way.<br /><br />Bless those guys with the big books from the university library, and all they stand for.<br /><br />How triangulating things is a lost art.<br /><br />(I'd like to repurpose her moped helmet...)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-5904935354490156682?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-26949944500094157642009-07-09T22:29:00.003-04:002009-07-09T22:36:41.108-04:00Band: The Uptight Administrators<div><br /></div><div>Take a hard left at the bend in her elbow. <br /></div><div><br /></div><div>New derivative slogan: The Brand with the Countless Stripes</div><div><br /></div><div>This used to be the world's most beautiful insane asylum...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-2694994450009415764?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-15825145362349087332009-07-05T01:51:00.002-04:002009-07-05T01:54:05.206-04:00We liked our pools without people.<br /><br />I'd seen that one before.<br /><br />Subversive kiddie band: Jim Foil and the Flawless Coils.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1582514536234908733?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-12564824238538287612009-06-30T12:40:00.002-04:002009-06-30T12:43:46.315-04:00The reddest plum I've ever seen...<br /><br />That contrasting heel does something for me.<br /><br />Fear of eating rubber bands.<br /><br />No--if it's too loud, it's too loud.<br /><br />See you in the Grogosphere!<br /><br />(I'm a sucker for any -osphere.)<br /><br />The Upskirt to End All Upskirts.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1256482423853828761?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-7502022387867224102009-06-28T23:36:00.003-04:002009-06-28T23:39:36.037-04:00I can't help it if my favorite shape is the creepazoid. <div><br /></div><div>Can you believe that one day this little thing will grow up to be a mighty pinecone? </div><div><br /></div><div>She wanted to be one of those Fountain Ladies--stand around nude and dramatically lit while stone frogs spit water at her. </div><div><br /></div><div>(I'd like to spend my weekend on her Jersey Shore.)</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-750202238786722410?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-56965007074879423792009-06-24T00:35:00.002-04:002009-06-24T00:40:02.775-04:00She was a wiz with those off-the-shoulder remarks.<br /><br />Who's still shocked that neighborhoods change?<br /><br />For a second we thought that was a real dog!<br /><br />Losing environmental consciousness...<br /><br />On the vast amateur soccer fields of Wisconsin--<br /><br />We were like, Egregious or Bust!<br /><br />(Almost anything "Or Bust!" would do.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-5696500707487942379?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-30664110181585885982009-06-17T22:12:00.002-04:002009-06-17T22:20:46.969-04:00Still looking for an opportunity to say: I've had just about enough of your beer-battered bullshit!<div><br /></div><div>Have we discussed the Thug-o-sphere?</div><div><br /></div><div>(I'd like to rip him from today's headlines.)</div><div><br /></div><div>It was impugned for its inferior drinkability. </div><div><br /></div><div>Still enrolling students in my Fake Karate school. </div><div><br /></div><div>(I'd like to mask his soaring ambition.)</div><div><br /></div><div>The High Line has powerful friends, and brilliant gardeners. There's a breeze, and a girl pulls her skirt tight around her thighs. Is anyone here not taking pictures?</div><div><br /></div><div>I once had a flower tie like that. </div><div><br /></div><div>Ah, the great European sporting brands...</div><div><br /></div><div>(I'd like to re-title her opus.)</div><div><br /></div><div>(The kneeling was the best part.)</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3066411018158588598?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-25620423214405591622009-06-11T14:41:00.003-04:002009-06-17T22:34:06.748-04:00I can see why everyone thinks they love her.<br /><br />It's either a construction worker convention on that rooftop, or workers are up there constructing something.<br /><br />Think up questions now, ask questions later.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-2562042321440559162?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-88980770979233894742009-06-10T13:23:00.002-04:002009-06-10T13:25:43.658-04:00We know now to worry about straws.<br /><br />How even their late stuff seems early.<br /><br />A paper exclusively about the demise of papers.<br /><br />(I'd like to Saint her Olaf.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-8898077097923389474?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-38175906258433075982009-06-09T13:48:00.004-04:002009-06-17T22:38:37.369-04:00Our kite got tangled up in the old Parachute Drop.<br /><br />We stopped and thought: people used to order Sno Cones at this window.<br /><br />I'm a fan of her hair conditioning.<br /><br />It's a thin tan line between right and wrong.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3817590625843307598?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-72384176480585853502009-06-08T11:01:00.003-04:002009-06-08T11:06:43.444-04:00Cricket as a metaphor for Cricket.<br /><br />Agrarian something or other.<br /><br />By the power of thigh...<br /><br />Closed kitchen store: Plutarch's Knives.<br /><br />(How most dust was magic dust.)<br /><br /><br />We're still hoping for a toy boomerang that works.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7238417648058585350?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-46430389140982179842009-06-06T19:09:00.002-04:002009-06-06T19:13:17.268-04:00As the sunburn on her shoulder peeled,<br />So went my will.<br /><br />Mojito without booze: Nojito.<br />Give it an order.<br /><br />I still say apotheosis is a vocab word worth having.<br /><br />We wrote all this poetry to music.<br />Then when it was quiet it didn't make any sense.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4643038914098217984?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-70595799505426569212008-10-05T22:28:00.005-04:002008-10-05T22:44:13.926-04:00<div>Poke around the archives. Most of this should keep pretty well. </div><div><br /></div><div>Remember park benches, and all they have to offer. </div><div><br /></div><div>I saw a little bird flying around with a piece of bread as big as its head. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Thank you--</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7059579950542656921?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-24459606969492558452008-09-16T20:02:00.002-04:002008-09-16T20:05:40.831-04:00Formerly the El Rancho Bank.<div><br /></div><div>Band: The Who Hasn'ts</div><div>Single: Bullet Train to Wondertown</div><div><br /></div><div>(These kids with giant backpacks and ties...)</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-2445960696949255845?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-42673985730954485142008-09-15T11:26:00.003-04:002008-09-15T11:34:31.975-04:00Read and contribute to:<br /><a href="http://dearoldlove.tumblr.com/">Dear Old Love</a><br /><br />Also, Gabe and Andy working at:<br /><a href="http://maybemaybemaybemaybe.com/">Maybe Maybe Maybe Maybe</a><br /><br />Many others out there also.<br /><br />So we hear.<br />So we here.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4267398573095448514?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-57892085864997166002008-09-12T13:35:00.004-04:002008-09-12T16:36:41.125-04:00This breeze came from a long time ago. <div><br /></div><div>Technically, I'm working.</div><div><br /></div><div>Band: </div><div>Jonathan Wangbone and the Wicked Snatchplants</div><div>(really just <a href="http://citizentruth.blogspot.com/2008/07/and-all-it-represents.html">these cats</a> with a fresh look and dark new sound.)</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-5789208586499716600?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-75710217439396208372008-09-11T10:59:00.004-04:002008-09-11T11:13:23.830-04:00That chewed-up yellow pencil holding her hair in a bun--<div>If only I'd been able to take the S.A.T. with it...</div><div><br /></div><div>Saying a thing will never go out of style will never go out of style. </div><div><br /></div><div>(Her "Dan and Whit's" shirt makes me want to go there...)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7571021743939620837?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-59660674148600081552008-09-09T16:18:00.003-04:002008-09-09T16:24:39.393-04:00<div>We were going to see Prisoners of Fun.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm craving fresh wet air and and cigarettes.</div><div><br /></div><div>Encyclopedia Blanktastica</div><div>(You fill it in)</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm like, hey, free buzz.</div><div><br /></div><div>Don't cover that up!</div><div><br /></div><div>The wisdom of idiots/The idiocy of wisdom</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-5966067414860008155?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-74273031374994388672008-09-04T09:56:00.006-04:002008-09-04T22:10:55.548-04:00Fear less, more so than fearless. <div><br /></div><div>Being taken for a vegetarian is the new compliment to replace being taken for gay. </div><div><br /></div><div>We're looking to repeal the Law of Unintended Consequences. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7427303137499438867?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-11316627426000261122008-09-02T21:39:00.002-04:002008-09-02T21:43:45.081-04:00Warm winds<div><br /></div><div>I'm sensing a carnival--</div><div><br /></div><div>It was a labor of self-love.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>(Ian Parker and the NYer <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/09/08/080908fa_fact_parker">show</a> how the celebrity profile is done.)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1131662742600026112?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-65768655902733142582008-08-31T00:07:00.004-04:002008-08-31T00:19:10.305-04:00<div>Funny, Unexpected Person for President. </div><div><br /></div><div>He insists on running clockwise. </div><div><br /></div><div>Have you heard about the new push-up?</div><div><br /></div>(The trick is getting these epiphanies to stick.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-6576865590273314258?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-74267735700078382008-08-24T13:35:00.003-04:002008-08-25T13:38:18.754-04:00Bands: <div>Let's End This Thing Right Now<div>Hi Yuppie Scum!</div><div><br /></div><div>The thinking person's doomsday scenario-</div><div><br /></div><div>Off-shoe drilling</div><div><br /></div><div>Peewee practice laps</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7426773570007838?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-52683576250326194682008-08-17T23:33:00.002-04:002008-08-17T23:36:32.420-04:00Sweet music or the regular kind?<div><br /></div><div>I had one great salad there...</div><div><br /></div><div>He worked hard on that beard. </div><div><br /></div><div>Overheard: "A female James Spader."</div><div><br /></div><div>(That's Using 101 as a Descriptor 101.)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-5268357625032619468?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-79605610845736769862008-08-13T12:07:00.002-04:002008-08-13T12:14:39.185-04:00A mop topped pop teaching his kids how to snap bottle caps big distances. <div><br /></div><div>Books:</div><div>The Amateur Expert</div><div>How to Lose at Poker</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7960561084573676986?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-9092312695066650882008-08-11T10:17:00.002-04:002008-08-11T10:25:20.509-04:00Thomas Wolfe on pantry-sniffing:<div><br /><div>"Pungent...a haunting and nostalgic fusion of delicious smells whose exact quality it is impossible to define, but which has in it the odors of cinnamon, pepper, cheese, smoked ham, and cloves."</div><div><br /></div><div>-from <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Of Time and the River</span> (1935)</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-909231269506665088?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-12290355197083013052008-08-08T11:53:00.003-04:002008-08-08T11:56:27.390-04:00I still keep thinking they're going to bring that ride back.<div><br /></div><div>Can't believe it was 10 minutes ago already!</div><div><br /></div><div>Bill:</div><div>They're Famous For Not Playing On The Sabbath<br /></div><div>The Trans Lucents</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1229035519708301305?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-42825870476953459452008-08-06T16:47:00.001-04:002008-08-06T16:52:02.090-04:00Thank you for ruining that song. <div><br /></div><div>Those San Diegan colors... </div><div><br /></div><div>That shape makes me weep.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4282587047695345945?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-27526830721372984672008-08-06T09:36:00.002-04:002008-08-06T09:38:42.386-04:00Mildly Mystical<div><br /></div><div>IBO (Insanely Beautiful Out)</div><div><br /></div><div>Thinking of founding: Stenchtown Taxi Co. </div><div><br /></div><div>(I'd like to help defray her costs.)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-2752683072137298467?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-1979479221265791432008-08-03T12:18:00.002-04:002008-08-03T12:23:26.683-04:00This looks like a good turnoff.<br /><br />After that, it matters less.<br /><br />They're not together;<br />you can tell by their body language.<br /><br />On the radio, they're still giving away concert tickets...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-197947922126579143?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-2125407555910844282008-07-31T16:15:00.002-04:002008-07-31T16:17:42.699-04:00I'd like to <a href="http://thelmagazine.com/6/21/feature/feature2.cfm?ctype=1">wheatpaste his nerve tonic</a>.<div><br /></div><div>Also: They Sell Slush<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-212540755591084428?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-84460770684709486232008-07-30T21:07:00.003-04:002008-07-30T21:12:37.037-04:00Playgrounding at night,<div><br /></div><div>We kicked that bottle cap clear into yesterday.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-8446077068470948623?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-5994585650637086892008-07-29T11:36:00.003-04:002008-07-29T11:41:43.505-04:00They serve drinks with that Dust Bowl kick. <div><br /></div><div>An interview with the AuthentiTheme Corp.</div><div><br /></div><div>When in doubts,</div><div><br /></div><div>We looked at each other across the ocean...</div><div><br /></div><div>It has to be set somewhere.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>(I'd like to shore up her conservative credentials...)</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-599458565063708689?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-79321648343216598532008-07-21T10:27:00.002-04:002008-07-21T10:29:36.036-04:00<div>She has an amazing situation.</div><div><br /></div>Was all that library time wasted?<div><br /></div><div>TMF! (Too Much Frosting)</div><div><br /></div><div>The real story is there is no real story. <br /><div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7932164834321659853?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-36887806600574361742008-07-16T19:13:00.004-04:002008-07-17T08:16:07.802-04:00When we learned the rock at the Moonrock Diner wasn't really from the moon.<div>Wasn't even an actual rock. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>(I'd like to translate her from the German)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3688780660057436174?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-66967101850393870662008-07-14T18:25:00.005-04:002008-07-15T12:48:56.410-04:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Band: 3 of You, 3 of Us</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">A war of attrition against wars of attrition</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">I've underestimated my tendency to underestimate things. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">(Two 1985 movies that run 1 hour and 37 minutes: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Brewster's Millions</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"> and </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">After Hours</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">It is often said that this is the perfect "movie length.")</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-6696710185039387066?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-20833704837283483992008-07-13T22:15:00.003-04:002008-07-13T22:18:47.110-04:00See? He understands.<br /><br />The Book of Napkins and Forgetting<br /><br />(I never had the courage to think that until now...)<br /><br />So you'll find something else to believe in<br /><br /><br />Seen:<br />DON'T EVEN <span style="font-style:italic;">THINK</span> OF<br />PUTTING UP A HUMOROUS<br />NO PARKING SIGN HERE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-2083370483728348399?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-13539615546649984162008-07-11T17:35:00.002-04:002008-07-11T17:37:34.885-04:00New show: Blonde and Awesome<br /><br />Wiser than her months...<br /><br />I think I remember him from Madison...<br /><br />We need to catch up with that...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1353961554664998416?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-41404191348756522942008-07-09T23:36:00.002-04:002008-07-09T23:40:31.509-04:00I could make a career out of you two. <br /><br />Again, we were busy doing nothing. <br /><br />The way he's touching her hip makes me feel young again.<br />(17, specifically)<br /><br />An old actors' saying...<br /><br />(The Montreal Expos seem to have become more powerful in their afterlife.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4140419134875652294?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-3063181382043842822008-07-08T13:58:00.004-04:002008-07-08T14:01:50.970-04:00Band: Empty Threat<br /><br />An hour is enough<br /><br />Being a philosopher or just looking like one:<br />not so different.<br /><br />Low sun, women on phones-<br /><br /><br />Those pigeons can fool you. <br /><br />(There's an insult in there somewhere...)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-306318138204384282?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-86303781466894729662008-07-06T12:36:00.001-04:002008-07-06T12:40:57.538-04:00We are working to give poetry a <a href="http://www.poetryfoundation.org/journal/feature.html?id=181684">decent foundation</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-8630378146689472966?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-41436509480776069582008-07-05T17:54:00.003-04:002008-07-05T17:59:20.602-04:00The decline of the parlor...<br /><br />Band:<br />Johnny Doofus and the Lame Wads<br /><br />Singles: <br />Retoxification<br />Don't Nobody Ain't Trying to Be No Hero<br />Game Night Scares Us<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4143650948077606958?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-49994393323403159422008-07-02T16:36:00.002-04:002008-07-02T16:39:06.741-04:00So this is what it isn't like...<br /><br />We called ourselves GOD<br />(Stood for Group Of Dudes)<br /><br />Where is the cultural history of Ice Cubes?<br /><br />I wouldn't mind seeing some lizards about now--<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4999439332340315942?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-90633821800617737182008-06-16T12:23:00.002-04:002008-06-16T12:27:02.651-04:00These babies are well-shaded.<br /><br />I have vastly overestimated my ability to estimate things. <br /><br />It's part of the look...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-9063382180061773718?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-827368078379440882008-06-11T22:24:00.004-04:002008-06-11T22:32:35.644-04:00The comfort of gravel and shade.<br /><br />How cartoon character ice cream bars remain recognizable until the end-<br /><br />A lot happened in between.<br /><br />Bless that finch in the fence... <br /><br /><br />You name it, we gave it to the wind.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-82736807837944088?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-39833726819443924502008-06-10T12:17:00.001-04:002008-06-10T12:25:54.535-04:00Single: Roy of Hope<br /><br /><br />(Regular people don't have keys like that.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3983372681944392450?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-47367970850292202512008-06-02T18:08:00.002-04:002008-06-02T18:14:41.898-04:00Band: the Flagrants<br />Single: Goodbye to Ew<br /><br /><br />Overheard: This weather is so beautiful it makes me want to grow another dick.<br /><br /><br />(At the Port Authority they're called Motorstairs.)<br /><br />(There is no accurate record of how things were.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4736797085029220251?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-30351195414734045822008-05-20T18:02:00.001-04:002008-05-20T18:13:20.233-04:00Where the leggings end...<br /><br />That Wilson sweatshirt takes me back (to the old me). <br /><br />Annual softball game: Coked Out vs. Coked Up<br /><br />"Do you know who you're dealing with?"<br />-asked of a casino worker<br /><br />Vibrating with growth--<br /><br /><br />(<span style="font-style:italic;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LpmrZbTu1o">Click, Click, Click, Click</a></span>)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3035119541473404582?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-45411980019852342152008-05-11T18:28:00.003-04:002008-05-11T18:43:10.477-04:00is rigged.<br /><br /><br />I miss the old phone etiquette...<br /><br />And when MoMA was holed up in that stapler factory in Queens. <br /><br />(To me, you are indelibly a part of that work.)<br /><br /><br />--Physicians who refer to painful injections as "insufferable pricks."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4541198001985234215?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-63258326506780386042008-05-05T21:25:00.000-04:002008-05-05T21:26:24.839-04:00(Little flower-type things are falling.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-6325832650678038604?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-39625072671112804442008-05-04T21:55:00.002-04:002008-05-04T21:59:59.640-04:00Band: The We'll See About Thats<br /><br />(I just saw my exact look-unalike!)<br /><br />Seen: If you can read this, thank a bumper sticker manufacturer. <br /><br /><br />(Apologies for the subsistence aphorizing...)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3962507267111280444?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-91143932630708477172008-04-23T12:01:00.004-04:002008-04-23T15:31:12.239-04:00Singing new songs and righting new wrongs.<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">A Nation Obsessed!<br />The Truth Behind America's Obsession with American Obsessions</span><br /><br />Why was that guy pulling up his pants?<br /><br /><br />(She said her crotch was haunted, but I stayed...)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-9114393263070847717?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-60599816730982674522008-04-22T17:24:00.004-04:002008-05-11T23:55:55.471-04:00It was during the Golden Age of Laser Pointers.<br /><br />For an hour I was "The man in the red hat."<br /><br />Taking a swig and then reading the label intently...<br /><br />Idea: Less me, more you.<br /><br />It will be decided with Dunkin' Donuts coffee.<br /><br />Matza in the park. <br /><br />A steakhouse joke with the punchline: "Flamin' Yon."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-6059981673098267452?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-8565788913666902212008-04-16T18:22:00.002-04:002008-04-16T18:24:55.536-04:00These ferns are outspoken. <br /><br />Band: We're Only One Man!<br /><br />(More like a trip down memory <span style="font-style:italic;">lame</span>.)<br /><br />That's what we said.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-856578891366690221?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-65903812834438402932008-04-14T21:51:00.001-04:002008-04-14T21:53:01.100-04:00I admit I was wrong to admit I was wrong<br /><br />I'm morally opposed to being morally opposed<br /><br />(Everyday she was in the "Game Room" practicing her dance.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-6590381283443840293?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-14487225211123878832008-04-13T12:31:00.001-04:002008-04-13T12:34:21.837-04:00My high-waisted highness-<br /><br />I'd like to register her domain name. <br /><br />All the way to Racine...<br /><br /><br />Band: Sons of Fun<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1448722521112387883?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-33491281932685655242008-04-10T23:00:00.002-04:002008-04-10T23:01:53.599-04:00A very private plaid.<br /><br />They're all named the same thing. <br /><br />Band: You People Are Monsters<br /><br />A date with Lady Law.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3349128193268565524?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-89411388827474106592008-04-08T19:23:00.002-04:002008-04-08T19:26:12.401-04:00Anybody ever tell you you look like Liz Phair?<br /><br />This will be very dated. <br /><br />That city left quite an impression...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-8941138882747410659?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-20252324296563829692008-04-03T13:26:00.001-04:002008-04-03T13:27:31.076-04:00Band: Foreign Porn<br />Single: Sorry I Made You Late<br /><br /><br />Let's hear what those birds think...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-2025232429656382969?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-89134987938659023112008-04-02T00:40:00.002-04:002008-04-02T01:02:59.840-04:00But we knew that.<br /><br />Bands:<br />Sad in Good Weather<br />Our Names Mean Nil<br />The Slo Mo Hallways<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-8913498793865902311?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-21073132246555169712008-03-31T13:07:00.002-04:002008-03-31T13:10:38.763-04:00Turns out "Heavy Meddle" is the title of an episode of <em>Scrubs</em>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-2107313224655516971?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-20061264566824668062008-03-27T11:35:00.001-04:002008-03-27T11:36:33.616-04:00Field of Shimmies<br /><br />We're gonna walk around the track tonight. <br /><br />Also, I'd like to report unsafe conditions at her worksite.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-2006126456682466806?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-25335714344142145222008-03-21T16:46:00.004-04:002008-03-21T16:50:13.222-04:00Skip to the nudes...<br /><br />Slumber party on a Japanese handscroll.<br /><br />Is this one of those rooms where whispers travel great distances?<br /><br />And old <span style="font-style:italic;">Ghost in the Machine</span> t-shirt- <br />(cheap at $220)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-2533571434414214522?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-17014743853698762012008-03-19T18:26:00.002-04:002008-03-19T18:31:54.615-04:00So now I'd rather watch a character reading <span style="font-style:italic;">The Stories of John Cheever</span> than read <span style="font-style:italic;">The Stories of John Cheever</span>. <br /><br /><br />No, we did <span style="font-style:italic;">Villette</span> instead.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1701474385369876201?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-19205475627647814972008-03-18T21:53:00.000-04:002008-03-18T21:54:06.112-04:00She glowed like a review.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1920547562764781497?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-37994948760229925162008-03-18T20:33:00.002-04:002008-03-18T20:39:41.378-04:00Are you doing anything for the Semi-Annual Bra Event?<br /><br />He kept throwing pretzel pieces into the street. <br /><br />And I'm wondering where that building came from.<br /><br />Also where it's going.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3799494876022992516?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-73863992109346419492008-03-12T20:03:00.002-04:002008-03-12T20:06:30.549-04:00The big belief question goes both ways.<br /><br />With that attitude, no wonder. <br /><br />Those pink frames and dark nostrils... <br /><br />She couldn't hold her mittens. <br /><br />(I'd like to renew his gym membership.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7386399210934641949?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-41091927986371197642008-03-04T11:55:00.001-05:002008-03-04T11:57:56.172-05:00A competitive eating disorder. <br /><br />He's a whole new cute. <br /><br />(I'm always comparing things to that Borges story I never read.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4109192798637119764?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-13451094997271741452008-02-29T15:08:00.003-05:002008-02-29T15:11:52.652-05:00Who'm I talking to?<br /><br />One of those physics geniuses with a blown mind.<br /><br />A mug with the Oshkosh skyline.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1345109499727174145?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-63408414932365734462008-02-28T16:14:00.002-05:002008-02-28T16:19:32.249-05:00I like to smell like coffee.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-6340841493236573446?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-71291048335220688982008-02-27T19:21:00.003-05:002008-02-27T19:23:03.600-05:00Oh yeah, that place. <br /><br />Rain-slicked and angry.<br /><br />We'll adapt and undercome. <br /><br />I'm calling in some party favors--<br />Mostly those whistles that are like sirens.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7129104833522068898?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-34256138316060104472008-02-24T19:13:00.002-05:002008-02-24T19:17:50.788-05:00Carnival resemblance <br /><br />On Ocean City:<br />Well, which is it?<br /><br />Band: The False Senses of Security<br /><br />(Our references needed some sprucing up.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3425613831606010447?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-77955224173048560842008-02-19T23:48:00.002-05:002008-02-21T17:22:25.745-05:00We vowed to de-dirty those words.<br /><br />Don't tell the ashes, but I think we scattered them in the wrong gorge.<br /><br />(We pretty-girled our way out of things.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7795522417304856084?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-46988351360796006092008-02-17T00:54:00.002-05:002008-02-17T00:57:34.036-05:00Sadie Hawkins Redux<br /><br />Napkinwise, I'm fantastic<br /><br />Pamphlet: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Pamphlets<br /><br /><br />(Turns out it wasn't even a star.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4698835136079600609?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-78331356312032563022008-02-13T18:15:00.002-05:002008-02-13T18:19:51.927-05:00I'd like to glaze her carrot cake. <br /><br />He's okay, but he's always saying things like, "Or as I like to call it, Sexington Avenue!"<br /><br />(She was a great car, and I betrayed her...)<br /><br />Band: Wrong Hole<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7833135631203256302?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-43777227178860491512008-02-04T10:38:00.001-05:002008-02-04T10:39:14.790-05:00I'd like to globally position her system.<br /><br />(Bet you get that a lot.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4377722717886049151?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-6139981737241218692008-01-31T11:55:00.000-05:002008-01-31T11:59:10.539-05:00Band: The Weeps<br /><br />A lot of songs star pretty girls walking by.<br /><br />In times like that we'd turn to Emily...<br /><br />Will I ever find my Serbian? <br /><br /><br />(This one's for my dear blonde overlord...)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-613998173724121869?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-70887328189510541112008-01-22T23:28:00.000-05:002008-01-22T23:34:20.630-05:00Breaking though those stodgy moods. <br /><br />Orange juice in small, thick cans.<br /><br />(I'll take what's in that sweater vest.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7088732818951054111?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-36062388833020676612008-01-14T12:41:00.000-05:002008-01-14T12:45:42.032-05:00Cup of coffee on the car roof. <br /><br />I can't imagine someone reading that whole thing. <br /><br />There's nothing in the wind. <br /><br />And I'm a big fan of his lesser works. <br /><br />I think I hear cards being shuffled.<br /><br /><br />(That basketball game in the sky...)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3606238883302067661?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-10904754122306868132008-01-06T00:41:00.000-05:002008-01-06T00:48:13.421-05:00You are such a beautiful nerd. <br /><br />I hope you didn't hold onto that stuff. <br /><br />Self-hurt book: Bashing the Gay Within<br /><br /><br />Hey--if it isn't my old fourth-grade teacher!<br />(It isn't)<br /><br /><br />(A good story, even if no one tells it.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1090475412230686813?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-7246932903808153862008-01-03T18:57:00.000-05:002008-01-04T00:46:44.705-05:00I'd like to replenish their band-aid stash. <br /><br />We'll pass my old dojo.<br /><br />High on yin.<br /><br />(I still mouth that couplet.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-724693290380815386?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-18864545859969191642007-12-21T17:34:00.001-05:002007-12-21T17:36:45.487-05:00Take the address labels and run. <br /><br />Someone should paint her coming into work like that. <br /><br />The consolations of commerce...<br /><br />(They show old Italian movies in the corner.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1886454585996919164?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-78010553678229429982007-12-19T13:01:00.000-05:002007-12-19T13:03:54.606-05:00The rise of "inconvenience."<br /><br />Winter hats with words knitted into them.<br /><br />We thought he was a radio.<br /><br />Did I tell you you're my new God?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7801055367822942998?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-83621672691706557342007-12-16T18:52:00.000-05:002007-12-16T18:55:22.730-05:00Fortified by my vivid ignorance of history.<br /><br />Bottle Beautiful<br /><br />Get my fry on-<br /><br />(I'll miss that construction.)<br /><br />Bands:<br />The Hers<br />Convenient Fiction<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-8362167269170655734?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-73521949156928563902007-12-13T17:02:00.000-05:002007-12-13T17:03:51.431-05:00Her unexpectedly besocked foot <br /><br />Left me, unexpectedly, besocked<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7352194915692856390?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-83599423905096582062007-12-11T10:36:00.000-05:002007-12-11T10:41:16.358-05:00And slow?<br /><br />A trip to Texas or Paris might fix it. <br /><br />I'm not serious. <br /><br />That's the problem. <br /><br />Or the answer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-8359942390509658206?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-86871656977851802402007-12-01T17:39:00.000-05:002007-12-01T17:41:24.007-05:00What was that firework-looking thing?<br /><br />I didn't come this far to miss out on my free holiday gift. <br /><br />Every fact is after the fact.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-8687165697785180240?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-7809780352835700752007-11-28T20:37:00.000-05:002007-11-28T20:38:25.959-05:00(I'd like to Hans his Zimmer.)<br /><br />(I can't believe we're the same age.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-780978035283570075?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-51888577747108083142007-11-21T21:20:00.000-05:002007-11-21T21:22:14.767-05:00Forgotten psychedelic 60's band: <br />Timothy Nimrod and the Plastic Orgasms<br /><br />(I'd like to be held momentarily by his dispatcher.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-5188857774710808314?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-75200869990709932362007-11-18T15:58:00.000-05:002007-11-18T15:59:43.668-05:00Band: The Epitaffs<br /><br />Triumphant beer holds<br /><br />I like flip books, <br />but I wish they were longer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7520086999070993236?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-45684901113727263852007-11-13T14:46:00.000-05:002007-11-13T14:48:41.037-05:00Crime Novelist Convention<br /><br />That ear, peaking through that curtain of hair.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4568490111372726385?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-86543846224293753622007-11-10T00:46:00.001-05:002007-11-10T00:47:08.859-05:00Has it been that long?<br /><br />(I'd like to plot against her America.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-8654384622429375362?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-8732013155454301362007-11-05T10:40:00.002-05:002007-11-05T10:41:05.619-05:00(At least until somebody unplugs the internet.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-873201315545430136?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-16794885310608059802007-10-30T16:48:00.000-04:002007-11-02T23:37:10.329-04:00Your jacket flounces nicely.<br /><br />Now and Later wrappers were the best for that.<br /><br />You and your frivolous now. <br /><br />Those jeans might be counterfeit, but the ass is genuine certified. <br /><br />I'd like to polish your bannister. <br /><br />(These napkins look like sailboats.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-1679488531060805980?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-70110901143761079812007-10-27T16:51:00.000-04:002007-10-27T16:53:53.365-04:00Dance fantasies while mowing the lawn.<br /><br />The movie where they end up on the beach. <br /><br />She's so bundletastic!<br /><br /><br />A great writer, but none of his books are any good.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-7011090114376107981?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-56005409268859548122007-10-25T19:33:00.000-04:002007-10-25T19:36:13.719-04:00I'd like to flood his market. <br /><br />Iron Man Hugathon<br /><br />The drama of the South Ferry subway platform. <br /><br />How about passionless peach?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-5600540926885954812?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-34763655244747961222007-10-21T21:56:00.000-04:002007-10-21T21:57:36.265-04:00Please allow him to introduce himself. <br /><br />A ballpark historian. <br /><br />A relentless self-demoter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-3476365524474796122?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11234466.post-48498436100688192812007-10-18T18:33:00.000-04:002007-10-18T18:42:30.593-04:00Makes me want to cozy up in a cabin. <br /><br />Or at least a cabin-themed tavern.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11234466-4849843610068819281?l=citizentruth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andy Selsberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04370974610046807563noreply@blogger.com