Advanced Bird Sounds

Band: The Weeps

A lot of songs star pretty girls walking by.

In times like that we'd turn to Emily...

Will I ever find my Serbian?


(This one's for my dear blonde overlord...)

Classic boxing match

Breaking though those stodgy moods.

Orange juice in small, thick cans.

(I'll take what's in that sweater vest.)

An argument as old as America

Cup of coffee on the car roof.

I can't imagine someone reading that whole thing.

There's nothing in the wind.

And I'm a big fan of his lesser works.

I think I hear cards being shuffled.


(That basketball game in the sky...)

He talks like people talk

You are such a beautiful nerd.

I hope you didn't hold onto that stuff.

Self-hurt book: Bashing the Gay Within


Hey--if it isn't my old fourth-grade teacher!
(It isn't)


(A good story, even if no one tells it.)

The universe demands it

I'd like to replenish their band-aid stash.

We'll pass my old dojo.

High on yin.

(I still mouth that couplet.)

Which fair was that?

Take the address labels and run.

Someone should paint her coming into work like that.

The consolations of commerce...

(They show old Italian movies in the corner.)

I adore that day

The rise of "inconvenience."

Winter hats with words knitted into them.

We thought he was a radio.

Did I tell you you're my new God?

Not Current

Fortified by my vivid ignorance of history.

Bottle Beautiful

Get my fry on-

(I'll miss that construction.)

Bands:
The Hers
Convenient Fiction

In the Snow

Her unexpectedly besocked foot

Left me, unexpectedly, besocked

Is this getting old?

And slow?

A trip to Texas or Paris might fix it.

I'm not serious.

That's the problem.

Or the answer.

A mind for malls

What was that firework-looking thing?

I didn't come this far to miss out on my free holiday gift.

Every fact is after the fact.

None of us know nothing

(I'd like to Hans his Zimmer.)

(I can't believe we're the same age.)

Certificate of Inauthenticity

Forgotten psychedelic 60's band:
Timothy Nimrod and the Plastic Orgasms

(I'd like to be held momentarily by his dispatcher.)

Seems good to me

Band: The Epitaffs

Triumphant beer holds

I like flip books,
but I wish they were longer.

Fake slaps

Crime Novelist Convention

That ear, peaking through that curtain of hair.

Ideas as furniture

Has it been that long?

(I'd like to plot against her America.)

A permanent record

(At least until somebody unplugs the internet.)

We sat at this table last time

Your jacket flounces nicely.

Now and Later wrappers were the best for that.

You and your frivolous now.

Those jeans might be counterfeit, but the ass is genuine certified.

I'd like to polish your bannister.

(These napkins look like sailboats.)

How Awesome Would That Be

Dance fantasies while mowing the lawn.

The movie where they end up on the beach.

She's so bundletastic!


A great writer, but none of his books are any good.

The Concerns

I'd like to flood his market.

Iron Man Hugathon

The drama of the South Ferry subway platform.

How about passionless peach?