Monday, January 30, 2006

But congratulations anyway

Yeah, you better tint those windows.

Ill-considered is still considered.

You can only dress for so much success.

Where don't I know you from?

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Smells like popcorn

Five minutes of it here and there on cable.

I'll get it done during the commercials,
while there are still commercials.

Philosophy books seem more promising in the bookstore than they do at home.

We're intent on gadgets.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Seize the gray

A snack before therapy.

I'd like her even if she were a vampire.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006


Good names: Man Ray, Cy Twombly

Good title: Souvenir of Nothing (Picabia)

Notion: These would work better in unnatural light.

"I want no eulogy." -John de Menil, letter, 1972

At sunset we clambered around Bygones.

Monday, January 23, 2006

It isn't what it isn't

I learned that from Miss Manners.

Hey--get off my obelisk!


Don't mind if I don't.

For some reason I'm not.

Scientists have found that.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

And the home of the rave

Artisinal cheeseburgers.

Das Boot Cut.

Smoking a Gauloise for a lesson in French history.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Dig that do


Novelty salesman: By the time the battery dies, you'll be sick of it.

Famous paintings

A scam artist is still an artist.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Continuing Ed

I'm going to get a Pepsi and sit on a bench in this cloudy park.

I'd like to Bethesda her Fountain.

Cold concrete.

Quiet magic.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

This time with feeling

Have you seen my hoodie?

I'm hypermentilating.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Window seat

I'm lost in the starry Galaga sky.

(Books have been written about less)

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Marketplace of ideas

When everybody's thinking, "What's everybody thinking?"

He moonwalked into my heart.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Good stuff

From the 3 Musketeers website:

"The personalities of the 3 MUSKETEERS® Brand characters are as follows:

Porthos - a man of the world. He's smooth and sophisticated and exudes self-confidence and personal style. He's a man of chivalry and honor. He's James Bond with a saber.

Athos - brilliant and brave but also clumsy like a nutty professor. He constantly finds himself in awkward situations because he doesn't watch where he's going. He's a scatterbrained hero with a heart of gold.

D'Artagnan - the leader of the trio. He's young and eager, always the first to charge into the fray. He's courageous, gallant and always wins the day."

Thursday, January 05, 2006

That's one way of looking at it

Who do I know you from?

Why are you reading that?

Where'd the zone go?
(I was just in it.)

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Pop the syst.

Jockeying for good tables.

Observing fish decisions.

No more apologies for reading only contemporary fiction.
The old is woven into the new.
And even if it isn't.

We'll knee through this.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Seize the bidet

Incest with a sister city.

The line between superstition and religion-
Someone has to draw it.

At the museum:
People take pictures of all the wrong things.

Speech opener:
"Let it not be said that..."