Sunday, August 31, 2008

In Da Shade

Funny, Unexpected Person for President. 

He insists on running clockwise. 

Have you heard about the new push-up?

(The trick is getting these epiphanies to stick.)

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Sun-raked basins

Let's End This Thing Right Now
Hi Yuppie Scum!

The thinking person's doomsday scenario-

Off-shoe drilling

Peewee practice laps

Sunday, August 17, 2008

We're on their way

Sweet music or the regular kind?

I had one great salad there...

He worked hard on that beard. 

Overheard: "A female James Spader."

(That's Using 101 as a Descriptor 101.)

Wednesday, August 13, 2008


A mop topped pop teaching his kids how to snap bottle caps big distances. 

The Amateur Expert
How to Lose at Poker

Monday, August 11, 2008

Literary Edition #2

Thomas Wolfe on pantry-sniffing:

"Pungent...a haunting and nostalgic fusion of delicious smells whose exact quality it is impossible to define, but which has in it the odors of cinnamon, pepper, cheese, smoked ham, and cloves."

-from Of Time and the River (1935)

Friday, August 08, 2008

It Never Flails...

I still keep thinking they're going to bring that ride back.

Can't believe it was 10 minutes ago already!

They're Famous For Not Playing On The Sabbath
The Trans Lucents

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Grappling with Now

Thank you for ruining that song. 

Those San Diegan colors... 

That shape makes me weep.

Can I have a sip of that?

Mildly Mystical

IBO (Insanely Beautiful Out)

Thinking of founding: Stenchtown Taxi Co. 

(I'd like to help defray her costs.)

Sunday, August 03, 2008

A Coney Island of the Groin

This looks like a good turnoff.

After that, it matters less.

They're not together;
you can tell by their body language.

On the radio, they're still giving away concert tickets...