Tuesday, October 30, 2007

We sat at this table last time

Your jacket flounces nicely.

Now and Later wrappers were the best for that.

You and your frivolous now.

Those jeans might be counterfeit, but the ass is genuine certified.

I'd like to polish your bannister.

(These napkins look like sailboats.)

Saturday, October 27, 2007

How Awesome Would That Be

Dance fantasies while mowing the lawn.

The movie where they end up on the beach.

She's so bundletastic!

A great writer, but none of his books are any good.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

The Concerns

I'd like to flood his market.

Iron Man Hugathon

The drama of the South Ferry subway platform.

How about passionless peach?

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Johnny Grotto

Please allow him to introduce himself.

A ballpark historian.

A relentless self-demoter.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Panel 1

Makes me want to cozy up in a cabin.

Or at least a cabin-themed tavern.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Jungle pouch

Book: 1001 Hair Compliments

"I'm not complaining," I complained.

I'd like to funnel his profits.

Still not enough.

The last of the big mowers.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Gutted superclubs

Where did all those chanting monks go?

This temperature makes me miss America,
Driving through space and all that.

Band: The Struggles

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Pointing in directions

"I guess this is what I wanted."
(First line for award acceptance speech.)

Monday, October 08, 2007

Cause We're Idiots

Our Lady of the Alluring Headband

That's shallow end stuff.

What goes on back there?

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Back when meaning meant something

That was beers ago. 

I don't know tenses. 

She never comes over. 

Upskirt Junction
Ponytail Express
Good Seats 
No Chance 

Friday, October 05, 2007

Monday, October 01, 2007

Knowledge is Powerlessness

The deathless appeal of the monastery--
Probably better as an idea. 

The old-time script doctor--
Door to door, fixing stories.