Friday, April 28, 2006

Our very blood

People complaining that a product is merely "flavored water."
But everything is flavored water.

I'd like to be one of those brainiacs who revolutionizes the game.
Any game.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Knowing it won't

The ridiculousness of seriousness.

An all-star tribute to the word “daze”

Textbook: Unsolvable Problems

(This banana really tastes like a banana.)

Don’t get back to me. Get back to me.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Quality of light

The way rain changes distance.

Wait'll I get a hold of those molecules.

Take refuge here and there.

You're exaggerating.

(How old is this burrito?)

Monday, April 24, 2006

Go back to where you first thought it

Strange police doings-

This might be a blood-sugar thing.

If it is a fake, it's so beautiful it doesn't matter.

We'd better get cracking on these tic tacs, as they're only good until August of 2007.

(That's for you to know and me to find out.)

Friday, April 21, 2006

Anybody who's everybody

Speak in things that sound like code-
(I have no business here.)

Revel in baglessness.

Dig that drape.

Where are you sitting?

(I was over the impression that we had an agreement.)

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Vacation's end

They get points just for heading in the opposite direction on the escalator.

Maybe hearing that song once was enough.

(Photos aren't memories.)

Monday, April 17, 2006

Bare feats

Meaning is an imposition.

Be wary of syllogisms.

Evocative in the way of old area codes-

(Where have all the smirky girls gone?)

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Same argument every year

A dog named Naught

Book: "Salt Water Taffy: An Oral History"

I'd be upset if people didn't make fun of my poems.

Pour your water from on high.

(Or did focus lose you?)

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Immaterial Girl

New Jerk City

Monday, April 10, 2006

No one does

What a good pillow salesman would say.

He gave us a foul tip.

Don't ask me that.

A cat as "too petty."

Saturday, April 08, 2006

At last

"(M)oney wants to be free--that's why it swims out of your pocket."

-from "Sweet and Low" by Rich Cohen

Friday, April 07, 2006

Spending attention

At least our schools had clocks with sweeping second hands.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

This day needs yet another name

Making out with memories.

My worldview was shaped by the frozen yogurt dispenser.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Remember when that awning was new

Concerts billed as "An Evening With"

You look smart.

I promise the next one will be better.

Baiting fate.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006


Nodding at nothing.

The new tense.

Finally, the protagonist we deserve.

Carve your own little Nietzsche.

I keep forgetting to get

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Do I want a bottle of cola


A chart tracing the popularity of the nickname "Knuckles" over time.

While you're alive, could you...

(What we're allowed to make fun of)

Know nothing, but know it inside-out