Thursday, September 27, 2007

Keyneck, New Jersey

Late-summer poolishness. 

Beyond my school walls. 

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Like the Moscow subway

A dollar's worth of happiness. 

Pity she's not a whore.

(I'd like to eat in her sukkah.)

(Now I'm wishing I'd lugged that spinach kugel back...)

Friday, September 21, 2007

Finish this sentence

Miracle skirt.

Sweeping the walk
In front of the shop.

Stop reading labels. 

With a line like that...

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Girl with tripod

Woman with short hair, kid and cordless drill. 

They're literally laying pipe in the middle of Lorimer St. 

He's arguably our generation's greatest arguer. 

"Do-gooder" as a pejorative. 

(I wear a beard, baseball cap and sunglasses to disguise myself as a celebrity in disguise.)

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

You are so beautiful and sweaty

(I'll leave that to our nation's screenwriters.)

Monday, September 17, 2007

Friday, September 14, 2007

Small market stuff

Band: Those Guys Are The Real Heroes

The old office supply stores of Midtown.

The cemetery by the highway. 

The creepy "Donate your car" ads.

Sensationalist program: When Analogies Collapse

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

The Threw Aways

Specialist in disaster branding.

How the price of copies has held pretty steady.

Look at him--the headphones, the blond tousle, the backpack, the designer plaid (mostly the tousle)...

(I'd like to Harmon his Killebrew.)

A revival of Broken Hope?

You keep up with Loland, yes?

...a song about them half-sleeves, and how they're so well worn. 

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Sandwich capabilities

DJ Head Hurtz

I'd like to Jenna her von Oÿ.

Wasn't my idea.

Plus, she was reading The Last Tycoon.

Band: Beautiful Sos

The way of all cash-

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

I'm back on Pop Rocks

Chicks like that have an obligation to cause accidents.

Motto: From many, what?

How you can smell even the length of mown grass...

Mary from Baraboo