Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Winning ambivalence

(Watching her read closely.)

I can be very righteous about decrying righteousness.

No monopoly on blue sky...

But my plan!

Lugging around grudges against airlines...

(Remind me not to be a kid again.)

What's the connection?

-Dedicated to the stray cats of Tellaro.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

You get the idea


The Inconclusives


Geeky sheen

To whom are you speaking?

I'm thinking of having my memories animated.

Let's give it up for the design of Burger King's mod black coffee lids.

Pining for the dial tone.

It smells like Six Flags, somehow.

When did we start worrying?

The comfort of stall graffiti...

Nothing is something, no?

Friday, May 19, 2006

Hey, day


If only Emily Dickinson were around and firing up a web log...

Is there any benefit to hiding anxieties?

Well-woven into pop songs...

I pine for college far less than I figured.

Had to be taught that.

And here I'm dreaming about Cozzi Pizza and grape soda...

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Lacquered up

Untethered ball.

Mounted bottle openers.

Dude, I still have nightmares about that.

Damn straits...

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Fountain water

The work of posture/
The posture of work

Huffing that freshly cut grass.

...really more of a mourning person...

(On the other hand, I'm like, bring it on.)

Monday, May 15, 2006

That's no picture

History is filled with examples.

The messenger bag capital of the world.

Fonz: exhibit ayyy.

Catch-all survey:
Was it worth it?

Thursday, May 11, 2006

T-shirts in translation

Summer retort:
So's your old fan.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Selective embrace

Wow, Really?

Hitler Trivia

An add-junk lecturer.

Those really skinny buildings...

(Let me get back to you when this pill kicks in.)

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Holding patterns

Promo: essay about 80s teen sex comedies here.

How is that guy?

(Back then, I'd smoke anything.)

My phone rings hollow.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Search without seizure

Like I'm going to sit around reading Boethius.

(Though I wouldn't mind tossing "Boethian" around now and again.)

I dishonestly don't remember.

Do you mind if I ask how much those were?

How much were those?

Sunday, May 07, 2006


Invent a joke with the punchline, "He's taking up for lost mime."

Friday, May 05, 2006

She made a career of it

I'd like to be a beer vendor at Wrigley Field for a summer, then write a folksy memoir about the experience.

Is there a show that can make it a reality?

President: Forlorn soda machine fan club, 7-Up division

Is that feather floating or flying?

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Franchise opportunity

Let's send up their conventions.

At a convention.

The huevos of the future--

(I'd like to McVeggie her burger.)

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Thought I'd find you here

The name "Kidman" as a condensed biography.

Could you please not wipe that stupid grin off my face?

Tuesday, May 02, 2006


On this spot in...

We were leading questions.

Ice T was singing about Evil E...

Where were you?/Where was I?

Sanbitter: like siphoning grapefruit juice from a Vespa.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Please the day

On the beach we ran unopposed.