The Ain't Nots

It was a great catch phrase.

It is with some measure of regret that I

New thing: eating with chopsticks taken from a hairdo.

(I don't know how to answer that.)

What I'm not sure

We can learn a lot from this fat, one-footed pigeon.

Looking through the statue's legs.

Is that neon, rubber sunglass style back?

I can't believe 10 years ago was 10 years ago.

Tailing the day away-

(I never did get that joke.)

Kicking sand

This is worth reading twice.

What proximity promotes

That is one surreal-tastic blimp.

Baby rap: In Da Sling

(I'd like to unite her nations.)

Marinate like the pros

Soft-nosed negotiations-

They pop up in every hot tub.

I haven't been fishing in years.


(That's just an old urban mist.)

In the no

I'm stoked about using "stoked" way more often.

I miss that cafe. It was on my street.

And I don't care who knows it.


(What were we rooting for, exactly?)

Watering down water

Her dark eyes or dark guys?

Guise?


I like this letter.

Or would I?

I'd like to unintend her consequences.

Maybe Haruki her Murakami.


Can anyone sit here?

(It depends on which news you follow.)

The answer may surprise you

(Or it may not.)

We should be so flukey

Hike those!

A museum of scandals.

(The movie was better.)

Self-serving ice cream.

Let me just double-check my email real quick.

(Isn't it about time I ran into Macgregor Card on Broadway?)

How is this relevant?

America's most quoted.

The empinkening...

Just happy to be off the team.

He sketched everyone in crayon...

Velcro faith

Cuter than absolutely necessary.

Get your dapple on.

Park-wide sax ban.

Are you saying I shouldn't have called her Freckle Tits?

It was a phrase of affection.

(I've never seen yogurt spooned with such passion.)

Band: The Dirty Parts

Feels like vacation

Table jam at Mill Lane.

Band: European Cities

I like these people.

Sneaking onto the landmarks commission.

The accomplishment of not caring about accomplishments.

Overly

Hey--where did you get that Sno Cone?

You're asking a lot from those shoes.

For a second I thought she was running towards me!

I'll hide out by that flowering tree.