Russian Business Tattoos

Rapper: Hush Money

This place runs on Jarritos.


(But then what would we recycle?)

Next person paying with cash

(I'd like to Waldorf her Astoria.)

Whatever your theology-

Better you than some stranger.

Better some stranger than you.


Excuse me, there's a butterfly on your back.

Kikkoman tote bag w/ dog.

Hold her feet while she does sit-ups...

Nothing is overpriced

Pixie in Volvo.

The Old License Plates

Place where people say things like, "I don't paint apartments. I paint the universe: armpits, football fields, dogs...."

Brand Skankin' New

Every word is a decision.

Award for best wearing of a Notre Dame sweatshirt goes to...

(We blew our stories over the tops of bottles.)

Girls on dirt bikes

Where are the mosquitos?

Band: Old Men Under Broken Umbrellas
Hit single: Plastic Grocery Bag

A year we would never forget...
(Wait--which year?)

What mall?

You know the old saying, "You know the old saying?"?

Today, he said, we live forever.

I prefer my drinks tightly carbonated or not at all.


They brought in a three-legged dog to be an inspirational barker.
It worked.

Godfather of Soullessness

An elder statesfrog...

Where did we end up eating that night?

Band: The Wink Martindales

Children's book: Craig's First Cheese Plate


A cat with curly hair?

Graffito

Winner of some award you never heard of

Band: The Realists

Written in condensation.

The strong police presence at the Union Square Barnes and Noble...

(I'd like to Penguin her Classics.)

Taken to task for my overuse of "taken to task."


Meet me at fire fly park...

You two know each other?

Succulent pearbody...

I'm hoping she slips up.

Taken to task for my overuse of the word "succulent."

The power of then.

The newsstand in the subway at 14th and 7th...

You work out?

Studies show--

Watermelon motif.

Too hot for metaphors...

Guys like that give hipsters a bad name.


(Out by where the old Sears used to be.)

The Reminders

Better with a beard.

Soul food at the start of the world.

The poetry of parking regulations...

Band: Old Computers

I'd like to grow tomatoes.

Hired kooks...

Post industrial fans

Maybe that's part of it?

Reminiscent of a passport stamp.

I'd like to counter her culture...

(But do it without using the phrase "graveyard shift at Denny's.")