We sat at this table last time

Your jacket flounces nicely.

Now and Later wrappers were the best for that.

You and your frivolous now.

Those jeans might be counterfeit, but the ass is genuine certified.

I'd like to polish your bannister.

(These napkins look like sailboats.)

How Awesome Would That Be

Dance fantasies while mowing the lawn.

The movie where they end up on the beach.

She's so bundletastic!


A great writer, but none of his books are any good.

The Concerns

I'd like to flood his market.

Iron Man Hugathon

The drama of the South Ferry subway platform.

How about passionless peach?

Johnny Grotto

Please allow him to introduce himself.

A ballpark historian.

A relentless self-demoter.

Panel 1

Makes me want to cozy up in a cabin.

Or at least a cabin-themed tavern.

Jungle pouch

Book: 1001 Hair Compliments

"I'm not complaining," I complained.

I'd like to funnel his profits.

Still not enough.

The last of the big mowers.

Gutted superclubs

Where did all those chanting monks go?

This temperature makes me miss America,
Driving through space and all that.

Band: The Struggles

Pointing in directions

"I guess this is what I wanted."
(First line for award acceptance speech.)

Cause We're Idiots

Our Lady of the Alluring Headband

That's shallow end stuff.

What goes on back there?

Back when meaning meant something

That was beers ago. 

I don't know tenses. 

She never comes over. 

Bill:

Upskirt Junction

Ponytail Express

Good Seats 

No Chance 

How seriously are we supposed to take this?

Seriously, how seriously?

Knowledge is Powerlessness

The deathless appeal of the monastery--

Probably better as an idea. 

The old-time script doctor--

Door to door, fixing stories.