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Singing new songs and righting new wrongs.

A Nation Obsessed!
The Truth Behind America's Obsession with American Obsessions

Why was that guy pulling up his pants?


(She said her crotch was haunted, but I stayed...)

I Mist You

It was during the Golden Age of Laser Pointers.

For an hour I was "The man in the red hat."

Taking a swig and then reading the label intently...

Idea: Less me, more you.

It will be decided with Dunkin' Donuts coffee.

Matza in the park.

A steakhouse joke with the punchline: "Flamin' Yon."

Light, Sweet, Crude...

These ferns are outspoken.

Band: We're Only One Man!

(More like a trip down memory lame.)

That's what we said.

Phony Alarms

I admit I was wrong to admit I was wrong

I'm morally opposed to being morally opposed

(Everyday she was in the "Game Room" practicing her dance.)

Bible-sexy

My high-waisted highness-

I'd like to register her domain name.

All the way to Racine...


Band: Sons of Fun

The gnats is back

A very private plaid.

They're all named the same thing.

Band: You People Are Monsters

A date with Lady Law.

A banana at some point

Anybody ever tell you you look like Liz Phair?

This will be very dated.

That city left quite an impression...

Not for all my little dogs

Band: Foreign Porn
Single: Sorry I Made You Late


Let's hear what those birds think...

I cited you!

But we knew that.

Bands:
Sad in Good Weather
Our Names Mean Nil
The Slo Mo Hallways