What's what you're talking about?

Gift books and
Weapons that work.

Frozen nose ring.

This cheapass phone.

Last man clapping

He likes telling people she's a dancer.

That can is top-shelf.

This time, I don't care where we sit.

I need a shoe horn,
but not the kind that you use to help put on shoes.

Recommendation

Have you listened to any podcasts?
Try Tom Shillue--
His voice is like a good bath.

Ask me about my camera

I want to see if that girl is still at the hostel, somehow.

Just because everyone can do it doesn't mean it isn't a skill.

Thanks for not calling me on that.

We're better at hearing things vibrate on surfaces.

It's all history.

What haven't we learned?

Sure I miss things

This is a good season.

Why not The Happy Truth About Sadness?

I've spend minutes staring at her picture.

An oldie but baddie.

Off to the gym.

The give and take of concrete

God bless the secular holidays.

I'll never know how to spell "separate" by heart.

"Scum" is an underrated word.

Maybe we shouldn't hold by years as much as we do.

Slogan: I gotta get over this.

Counterslogan:

Thanksgiving, girls

Across lawns, across lots.

If seeing blue highway signs promising restaurants doesn't thrill you--
There's nothing I can do to help.

Start up

Idea for magazine featuring sexy pictures of Jewish women:
"The Goldberg Variations"

Strictly casual

The last meadow dancers

Lozenge season

Popular works:
The Wind-Up Turd Chronicle
The Wisdom of Clouds

I have another headache

She smells like bagels.
Popping out of winter clothes--
I think I miss my camera phone!

acting on a tip from a neighbor
(a portrait of wolf-whistler's mother)

I have a headache

Mind if I take your dog for a walk?

Philter: A love potion (real vocab)

(What you're missing by reading)

(What they're missing by not reading)

As good as everyone says it is

There's magic in that old TV repair shop.

Fall night/light

What they usually mean is Seize the Dame,
which isn't always the best course of action.

Excremental

When people announce specifically that they have to take a "massive" dump.

What did you come up with?

Happy hour restrictions

Funny covers of old albums

Old women in nightgowns in doorways, keeping watch

Girls in skirts on bikes

Old Italian restaurants with tiled entryways and lighted Rest Room signs
(That we'll probably never eat at)

But in a good way

I'd like to overdraw her account.
I'd like to anthologize her knowledge.
I'd like to transfer to her G train.

Criticize me, will you?

I like being sweetly choked by cigar smoke.

I hope her stage name is Stephanie Noodles.

The existing are naturally prejudiced towards existence.

Grab Bag

plea: I just want to be naked with you.

band: The Legitimates

game show: That's Not Poetry!

fact: The Eckerd drugstore on Manhattan used to be a roller rink.

consolation: You can sleep on the plane.

question from the air: Are those cities?

Keep thinking

That a "Jerusalem artichoke" is one of those obscene and mythical sex moves.

Titles

Windy Picnic

The Cutening