Does it make it any less?

Turns out "Heavy Meddle" is the title of an episode of Scrubs.

Heavy Meddle

Field of Shimmies

We're gonna walk around the track tonight.

Also, I'd like to report unsafe conditions at her worksite.

Ocher, aqua

Skip to the nudes...

Slumber party on a Japanese handscroll.

Is this one of those rooms where whispers travel great distances?

And old Ghost in the Machine t-shirt-
(cheap at $220)

Literary Edition

So now I'd rather watch a character reading The Stories of John Cheever than read The Stories of John Cheever.


No, we did Villette instead.

And

She glowed like a review.

The Science Projects

Are you doing anything for the Semi-Annual Bra Event?

He kept throwing pretzel pieces into the street.

And I'm wondering where that building came from.

Also where it's going.

Whose idea was these?

The big belief question goes both ways.

With that attitude, no wonder.

Those pink frames and dark nostrils...

She couldn't hold her mittens.

(I'd like to renew his gym membership.)

J-Peggish

A competitive eating disorder.

He's a whole new cute.

(I'm always comparing things to that Borges story I never read.)

They moved on

Who'm I talking to?

One of those physics geniuses with a blown mind.

A mug with the Oshkosh skyline.

Declaration of Dependence

I like to smell like coffee.

A working theory

Oh yeah, that place.

Rain-slicked and angry.

We'll adapt and undercome.

I'm calling in some party favors--
Mostly those whistles that are like sirens.

Rain boots of color

Carnival resemblance

On Ocean City:
Well, which is it?

Band: The False Senses of Security

(Our references needed some sprucing up.)

Night Lights

We vowed to de-dirty those words.

Don't tell the ashes, but I think we scattered them in the wrong gorge.

(We pretty-girled our way out of things.)

That place rules

Sadie Hawkins Redux

Napkinwise, I'm fantastic

Pamphlet: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Pamphlets


(Turns out it wasn't even a star.)

What a waste of a big screen

I'd like to glaze her carrot cake.

He's okay, but he's always saying things like, "Or as I like to call it, Sexington Avenue!"

(She was a great car, and I betrayed her...)

Band: Wrong Hole

That catch deserves a nickname

I'd like to globally position her system.

(Bet you get that a lot.)

Advanced Bird Sounds

Band: The Weeps

A lot of songs star pretty girls walking by.

In times like that we'd turn to Emily...

Will I ever find my Serbian?


(This one's for my dear blonde overlord...)

Classic boxing match

Breaking though those stodgy moods.

Orange juice in small, thick cans.

(I'll take what's in that sweater vest.)

An argument as old as America

Cup of coffee on the car roof.

I can't imagine someone reading that whole thing.

There's nothing in the wind.

And I'm a big fan of his lesser works.

I think I hear cards being shuffled.


(That basketball game in the sky...)

He talks like people talk

You are such a beautiful nerd.

I hope you didn't hold onto that stuff.

Self-hurt book: Bashing the Gay Within


Hey--if it isn't my old fourth-grade teacher!
(It isn't)


(A good story, even if no one tells it.)