Tuesday, May 20, 2008

More Than a God

Where the leggings end...

That Wilson sweatshirt takes me back (to the old me).

Annual softball game: Coked Out vs. Coked Up

"Do you know who you're dealing with?"
-asked of a casino worker

Vibrating with growth--


(Click, Click, Click, Click)

Sunday, May 11, 2008

The test of time

is rigged.


I miss the old phone etiquette...

And when MoMA was holed up in that stapler factory in Queens.

(To me, you are indelibly a part of that work.)


--Physicians who refer to painful injections as "insufferable pricks."

Monday, May 05, 2008

Sleaze the day!

(Little flower-type things are falling.)

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Cinnamon or something worse...

Band: The We'll See About Thats

(I just saw my exact look-unalike!)

Seen: If you can read this, thank a bumper sticker manufacturer.


(Apologies for the subsistence aphorizing...)

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

A familiar platform

Singing new songs and righting new wrongs.

A Nation Obsessed!
The Truth Behind America's Obsession with American Obsessions


Why was that guy pulling up his pants?


(She said her crotch was haunted, but I stayed...)

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

I Mist You

It was during the Golden Age of Laser Pointers.

For an hour I was "The man in the red hat."

Taking a swig and then reading the label intently...

Idea: Less me, more you.

It will be decided with Dunkin' Donuts coffee.

Matza in the park.

A steakhouse joke with the punchline: "Flamin' Yon."

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Light, Sweet, Crude...

These ferns are outspoken.

Band: We're Only One Man!

(More like a trip down memory lame.)

That's what we said.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Phony Alarms

I admit I was wrong to admit I was wrong

I'm morally opposed to being morally opposed

(Everyday she was in the "Game Room" practicing her dance.)

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Bible-sexy

My high-waisted highness-

I'd like to register her domain name.

All the way to Racine...


Band: Sons of Fun

Thursday, April 10, 2008

The gnats is back

A very private plaid.

They're all named the same thing.

Band: You People Are Monsters

A date with Lady Law.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

A banana at some point

Anybody ever tell you you look like Liz Phair?

This will be very dated.

That city left quite an impression...

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Not for all my little dogs

Band: Foreign Porn
Single: Sorry I Made You Late


Let's hear what those birds think...

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

I cited you!

But we knew that.

Bands:
Sad in Good Weather
Our Names Mean Nil
The Slo Mo Hallways

Monday, March 31, 2008

Does it make it any less?

Turns out "Heavy Meddle" is the title of an episode of Scrubs.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Heavy Meddle

Field of Shimmies

We're gonna walk around the track tonight.

Also, I'd like to report unsafe conditions at her worksite.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Ocher, aqua

Skip to the nudes...

Slumber party on a Japanese handscroll.

Is this one of those rooms where whispers travel great distances?

And old Ghost in the Machine t-shirt-
(cheap at $220)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Literary Edition

So now I'd rather watch a character reading The Stories of John Cheever than read The Stories of John Cheever.


No, we did Villette instead.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

And

She glowed like a review.

The Science Projects

Are you doing anything for the Semi-Annual Bra Event?

He kept throwing pretzel pieces into the street.

And I'm wondering where that building came from.

Also where it's going.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Whose idea was these?

The big belief question goes both ways.

With that attitude, no wonder.

Those pink frames and dark nostrils...

She couldn't hold her mittens.

(I'd like to renew his gym membership.)