Where the leggings end...
That Wilson sweatshirt takes me back (to the old me).
Annual softball game: Coked Out vs. Coked Up
"Do you know who you're dealing with?"
-asked of a casino worker
Vibrating with growth--
(Click, Click, Click, Click)
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
The test of time
is rigged.
I miss the old phone etiquette...
And when MoMA was holed up in that stapler factory in Queens.
(To me, you are indelibly a part of that work.)
--Physicians who refer to painful injections as "insufferable pricks."
I miss the old phone etiquette...
And when MoMA was holed up in that stapler factory in Queens.
(To me, you are indelibly a part of that work.)
--Physicians who refer to painful injections as "insufferable pricks."
Monday, May 05, 2008
Sunday, May 04, 2008
Cinnamon or something worse...
Band: The We'll See About Thats
(I just saw my exact look-unalike!)
Seen: If you can read this, thank a bumper sticker manufacturer.
(Apologies for the subsistence aphorizing...)
(I just saw my exact look-unalike!)
Seen: If you can read this, thank a bumper sticker manufacturer.
(Apologies for the subsistence aphorizing...)
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
A familiar platform
Singing new songs and righting new wrongs.
A Nation Obsessed!
The Truth Behind America's Obsession with American Obsessions
Why was that guy pulling up his pants?
(She said her crotch was haunted, but I stayed...)
A Nation Obsessed!
The Truth Behind America's Obsession with American Obsessions
Why was that guy pulling up his pants?
(She said her crotch was haunted, but I stayed...)
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
I Mist You
It was during the Golden Age of Laser Pointers.
For an hour I was "The man in the red hat."
Taking a swig and then reading the label intently...
Idea: Less me, more you.
It will be decided with Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
Matza in the park.
A steakhouse joke with the punchline: "Flamin' Yon."
For an hour I was "The man in the red hat."
Taking a swig and then reading the label intently...
Idea: Less me, more you.
It will be decided with Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
Matza in the park.
A steakhouse joke with the punchline: "Flamin' Yon."
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Light, Sweet, Crude...
These ferns are outspoken.
Band: We're Only One Man!
(More like a trip down memory lame.)
That's what we said.
Band: We're Only One Man!
(More like a trip down memory lame.)
That's what we said.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Phony Alarms
I admit I was wrong to admit I was wrong
I'm morally opposed to being morally opposed
(Everyday she was in the "Game Room" practicing her dance.)
I'm morally opposed to being morally opposed
(Everyday she was in the "Game Room" practicing her dance.)
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Bible-sexy
My high-waisted highness-
I'd like to register her domain name.
All the way to Racine...
Band: Sons of Fun
I'd like to register her domain name.
All the way to Racine...
Band: Sons of Fun
Thursday, April 10, 2008
The gnats is back
A very private plaid.
They're all named the same thing.
Band: You People Are Monsters
A date with Lady Law.
They're all named the same thing.
Band: You People Are Monsters
A date with Lady Law.
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
A banana at some point
Anybody ever tell you you look like Liz Phair?
This will be very dated.
That city left quite an impression...
This will be very dated.
That city left quite an impression...
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Not for all my little dogs
Band: Foreign Porn
Single: Sorry I Made You Late
Let's hear what those birds think...
Single: Sorry I Made You Late
Let's hear what those birds think...
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Monday, March 31, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Heavy Meddle
Field of Shimmies
We're gonna walk around the track tonight.
Also, I'd like to report unsafe conditions at her worksite.
We're gonna walk around the track tonight.
Also, I'd like to report unsafe conditions at her worksite.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Ocher, aqua
Skip to the nudes...
Slumber party on a Japanese handscroll.
Is this one of those rooms where whispers travel great distances?
And old Ghost in the Machine t-shirt-
(cheap at $220)
Slumber party on a Japanese handscroll.
Is this one of those rooms where whispers travel great distances?
And old Ghost in the Machine t-shirt-
(cheap at $220)
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Literary Edition
So now I'd rather watch a character reading The Stories of John Cheever than read The Stories of John Cheever.
No, we did Villette instead.
No, we did Villette instead.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Whose idea was these?
The big belief question goes both ways.
With that attitude, no wonder.
Those pink frames and dark nostrils...
She couldn't hold her mittens.
(I'd like to renew his gym membership.)
With that attitude, no wonder.
Those pink frames and dark nostrils...
She couldn't hold her mittens.
(I'd like to renew his gym membership.)
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