Not satisfied with satisfaction.
Wrapping things in rubber bands.
I would love to see a porno starring you two.
(Not a pickup line, exactly.)
The fun of work/
The work of fun
Don't tell me that beard isn't art!
(You're only young a bunch.)
It is: What it is! I won’t stand around waving a salt gun, yelling at people to “Get off my intellectual property!”
