Receiving your fill of nature from a screen-saver.
The romantic desperation of calling information from a payphone, even if you're just getting the number of the closest Taco Bell.
What's another 20 bucks?
I can't remember if Duane Reade has a toy section.
1) Suffering from constipation
2) (archaic) Slow in action or expressing ideas
As in: This all-you-can-eat buffet has made me costive.
I like when journalists cite google search results in their articles.